NURSE GOT ARRESTED AFTER SMUGGLING VALUABLE HUMAN BELONGINGS FROM RESTRICTED AREA

A nurse working at a sperm bank in Virginia was arrested after she fell pregnant from a stolen vial of semen she smuggled out of her workplace in her vaginal cavity.

29-year old Jessica Jensen was arrested this morning by the Fairfax City Police Department after an investigation revealed she was implicated in an illegal sperm smuggling ring.

The young worked in the Sample Collection Department of the Fairfax Cryobank, the largest fertility clinic in Virginia.

She’s accused of using her position to steal semen samples which were then sold on the black market by an accomplice.

According to the Fairfax police chief, Captain Harold Pardini, Ms. Jensen is actually 4-months pregnant after one of the vials broke while hidden in her vaginal cavity.

“She admitted that she had smuggled over 2,500 sperm samples over the last year, and that two of the vials broke during one of her smuggling operations.” 

According to Captain Pardini, the accused fell pregnant from those samples but kept smuggling sperm despite her pregnancy, until her accomplice was caught selling stolen semen to an undercover police officer.

“She was clearly addicted to the money it brought her. We think that she gained more than $2 millions from her crimes.”

 According to the Fairfax County Police chief, Captain Harold Pardini, this was probably the most active “illegal sperm ring” in the history of the country. He estimates the total profit of their crimes to over $25 million.

Ms. Jensen now faces a total of 83 criminal charges and a maximum of 435 years in prison.

Her accomplice, 47-year old Michael Donovan is also facing 67 accusations in a separate trial and could end up in jail for a maximum of 315 years.

Both of them have decided to plead “not guilty”, and their trials are expected to begin in March.

Jessica Jensen also confirmed she had decided to go on with the pregnancy and is expected to give birth in June.